Well, well, well…… They have finally given in. I was allowed to get us the champagne served at Kate & William and Harry & Meghan’s wedding receptions. I am a Royal Family junkie, let me enjoy things. So, they agreed to split the cost so we could use it for the show. Honestly though, it was only like $65. The Queen is frugal, but I would be too if I had to serve beverages to hundreds of elites.
Also! I got to bust out the CHAMBONG. It is 100% my favorite invention and I want no brand to sponsor us more. I love this thing, a rapid champagne consuming device.
But it here: http://www.chambong.co/
So, since I got what I wanted there, the universe repaid me by making this episode just as messy as the last one. We were not focused, or put together. I didn’t even make a Doc of topics. So, this is what we ended up with. hopefully 2019 brings more fun shit to complain about!!
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Cheers! Peace out 2018, you were THAT messy bitch.